Some people say writing is an addiction.
Because writing is an excuse to do absolutely anything?
I mean, without direct experience, how do you know the first
goddamn-thing about truth?
You can read, but books can be dull, and a lot of bother. Not only
that, Reading boardwalks incest, for a writer.
Okay. Ready? This kid wanted to be a writer when he was real little.
He wanted to drive a firetruck, and fly a spaceship too, but he was the
last one in class, and all the swashbuckles were dibs'd ages ago.
(Secret :) What the tyke really wanted to be, was a
paperback-writing
Motown-singing National Geographic picture-taker, when astronaut's snagged
and nobody ever heard of singing photo novelists when the teacher called
on him, so he said "an engineer" like his dad, just to be safe.
He goes to engineering school, and is bored.
He is living a writer's life, working construction. (What's wrong
with his picture?) Not writing books, of course.
Thus he starts writing books and traveling the world. Which is fun,
and hard, in a rather-indescribable sort of way. People think Fiction
is fiction.
and only actors are "method".
That's Nonfiction. Right?
No Comment.
Building a web page was the most (%#2&*^%!!) frustrating
endeavor ever. I learned that "know-it-alls" heavily blanch, at the sight
of raw UNIX code. They employ software to handle all dirty work.
That's what I decide, hand-forging this site. "What's the FTP protocol
for your server?" I ask some coffee-house guru ( pretty button-bustin'
proud of the work'protocol'.) Inevitably, the he or she examines a melee
of pencil-scrawl, and shakes a knows-better head.
"Can't say.
My
program does that for me. Why don't you download blah-blah
to do this, (like normal human beings)?"
"Cuz I ain't got a computer."
(That really gets 'em going.)
"Why are you authoring (cracks me
up) a web site, when you don't even have a computer?!"
"I knew you'd ask that."
Brock Foxworthy Hanson is thirty-five
years old,
and occasionally lives in Seattle.
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