This is America, Land of the Free, where your vote counts.
This is America, Land of the Free, where you're one of three hundred million SS#'d topiaries.
This is America, Land of the Free, where you're a victim of safety, instead of repression.
This is America, Land of a Free, where you're asked not to buy things from other countries.
This is America, Land of the Free, where you're inundated with worthless advertising printed on ancient forests, others are Free to cut down.
This is America, Land of the Free, where you're stopped at roadblocks, where your car is no-warrant searched "Breathe in that tube, boy! " because you look different than Ward or June Cleaver.
This is America, Land of the Free, where you're never innocent before you're guilty where IRS is concerned though they blatantly fouled up your perfectly filled-out tax forms.
This is America Land of the Free where you're free to go broke defending yourself against slanderous justice-system approved money-grubbing lawsuits.
This is America, Land of the Free, where a seventy year old secondary school teacher applies for part-time work in a public library, and has to piddle her dignity in a drug test cup.
This is America, Land of the Free, where . . .
This is America, land of the
(Sure was nice while it lasted.)